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“They Told Me I Could Be Anything I Wanted” is a snowclone catchphrase often used in image macros to parody PTSD Clarinet Boy, or to make a joke about the subject’s appearance. The phrasal template typically takes the form of “They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became X”.